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| FatBoss兄，你果然聰明睿智。頭腦冷靜，思考慎密，分析準確，計算精巧，記憶力強。確是當代最出色最優秀的特工人員。我真自愧不如。我的避彈衣和spare tyre都被你打穿，雖說是皮外傷，但十分痛。依家趕住去急症室，但又冇 100蚊，都唔知點算？另如果Eagle兄去參加非法集會，起碼要 10點鐘。 | 何斯 2/19/2003 00:05:52 |  |
| Dear Eagle: If you get shot down behind enemy lines, be prepare to use your skills in SERE (Survival, Eavsion, resistance & Escape) to get out of harms way! See you at the club house a little after 9 o'clock. Cheers. | Fat Boss 2/18/2003 23:56:28 |  |
| 何斯兄，小弟佩服閣下之老謀深算，未卜先知的本能，不如你合指一算，算下我坐邊个位，預先放本 model answer 喺度,咁我又可以準時八点鍾出現我哋个非法集會，一舉兩得，好嗎？ | Eagle 2/18/2003 23:32:41 |  |
| Fat Boss, 其實大家都係吹下水啫。唔吹又邊有水啫! 希望大家越吹越多水! | Eagle 2/18/2003 23:24:59 | |
| Eagle兄，上頭有令，你的大鷹號必須在3 小時內攻克敵方B250 基地。否則戰事必然拖延，故這幾天必須加緊進行軍事演習。情報顯示，本年八月容或再有戰事。記住密碼是："宖A"。作戰方略是：沉住氣，莫中敵人圈套。 | 何斯 2/18/2003 23:15:48 | |
| Dear Simon: You don't have to worry about any members being undercover agents from the government or turncoats/traitors sent from other evil organizations. Since all alub activities are conducted in the nude, there won't be any opportunity to put a wire-tap on one's body at will. Unless, the wire-tap & microphone are surgically implanted under triple layer of body fat-i.e. under the spare tyres....... | Fat Boss 2/18/2003 22:55:14 | |
| (continued) can easily & readily identify which course you have taken, how much you hav to pay per credit hours, when is your exam time & the venue too!Horcy has once again, shown us with flying colours his ability in analyzing events with pin point precision. He is defintely in the 'Jack Ryan' legue, absolutely world-class. I assume that he can track any untrained persons in Hong konmg like a Police Doggies Team in all regards. | Fat Boss 2/18/2003 22:47:23 | |
| Dear Eagle: Don't get agitated by Horsy's little hoax-I really don't think he has the capability like the NSA + Regina Ip Lau to play 'Big Brother is watching you'! The whole plot is really easy to solve: Just check & refer to Horsy's previous messages on this bulletin board: 1/. In his mail suggesting Simon to get a degree of Nude Body Arts from the Open University - he showed his knowledge on cost break down of higher education in Hong Kong. 2/. In his parody on FB's 'Missing Treasure' incident he assumed that I will really piss off when coming to the Yoga class on Valentine's evening, without seeing Miss Pao Pao. 3/. He has expressed his liking of a 'Shrike'- the bird with a Hundred Tongues-i.e. he likes to spread around things & hopes to see people excited-thats how he fell into the unintentional trap set by Simon refering to my 'Missing the Treasure'. If Horsy has in his hand, a collection of all of the college/university/DL insitute's catalogues, schedules & syllabus, he | Fat Boss 2/18/2003 22:40:57 | |
| 對唔住，新正頭唔應該講埋啲唔老黎嘅說話。Simon and 水哥不要介意。 | Eagle 2/18/2003 20:12:17 | |
| Simon, 看來我們的組織快要收皮了。因為已混入來歷不明的特工。一旦 23 條通過，我地可能淪為地下組織。到時你係赤柱，我係芝麻灣，水哥喺碧屋再起風云吧 (近住我哋自己屋企嘛)! | Eagle 2/18/2003 19:53:40 | |
| 我以為喺上面會比国安局跟啫，原來返到香港一樣咁慘,無哂人身自由. 我睇而家唔可以低估好似何斯咁醒目的情報人員，連我這般一个素昧生平的市井之徒，都可以刮料刮得咁清楚。我除了寫个服字，又可以做什麼呢？何斯兄，敢問一句兄台所屬單位為何，FBI, CIA, NSA, MI6 or ex-KGB？ | Eagle 2/18/2003 19:44:05 | |
| 是的。如無意外，Eagle兄 2月21日下午6.30(18.30)便要殺上戰場--SKH Kei Hau Secondary School, 戰事預計 3 個小時。戰況absolutely 激烈，就像"虎虎虎"電影場面。Eagle兄駕駛的大鷹號，必定能凱旋而歸。Eagle兄，記得帶多D槍 (筆)，還有手榴彈(塗改液)、軍事證件(學生證、准考證)。And also a "clear brain" 。 我們期待英雄的歸來。 | 何斯 2/18/2003 17:54:42 | |
| Dear Horsy: It seems that you are also an excellent intelligence analyst& master spook!-you have identified where & when Eagle will appear on Friday nite & which course he will be examined....an overhead sateillite with thermal imaging capability can track him all the way from Lam Tin to central.Are you working with the government, special branch? | Fat Boss 2/18/2003 15:58:03 | |
| Dear Eagle: Good luck on your upcoming examination (marketing theory?) & wishing you still have the good mood to attend the Nude CNY Gathering at the clubhouse in Central. | Fat Boss 2/18/2003 13:43:11 | |
| Eagle 兄，你是要到聖公會基孝中學考 B250 "Introduction To Marketing 市場學導論"嗎？ 我們在這裡為你打氣：宖A，宖A..... | 何斯 2/18/2003 12:47:24 | |
| Well, in this case I may join you guys if I still have the mood after the exam. It will be over by 2130 but the location is in Lam Tin. If I decide to come, shall I bring anything, food/beverages or night snacks? | Eagle 2/18/2003 10:24:33 | |
| FatBoss兄，看來你不單只是軍事專家，更是鳥類專家--清楚指出了crow(烏鴉)與shrike(百舌鳥)之別，還點出我的真正身份。你的身份亦頗高深莫測--表面是一家企業的FatBoss，暗裏𠈹是美國中情局的高級官員，曾參與越戰，並接受各式各樣非人訓練，更是蘭保的直屬上司，最新任務是調查薩達姆在香港的洗黑錢勾當，並兼任遠東區軍事將領。業餘興趣是研究雀鳥，還有遠觀天體，學習瑜珈。我猜對嗎？ | 何斯 2/18/2003 00:08:16 | |
| Eagle: 21/2/03, 會由晚上八時開始至十一時左右自由時間散水!!! | 0001-Simon 2/18/2003 00:03:26 |  |
| Simon, can you tell me the event on Friday 21Feb is from what time to what time? | Eagle 2/17/2003 20:55:22 | |
| Dear Horsy: I just figure out that your reference as a raven/crow may not be that appropriate. Actually what you have described should be a Shrike-in Chinese ( a bird with a hundred tongues )The name has also been selected by the USAF to designate its first generation Anti-radiation air-to-ground missile, the AGM 45 SHRIKE Anti-radiation missile made by Texas Instuments & bdeployed in the Vietnam war air campaigns. | Fat Boss 2/17/2003 17:32:58 | |
| 何斯同fat boss咁多話題，實屬難得。Winnie 沉默是金，相映成趣呢！大家都飲多些維他奶吧！ | billy 2/16/2003 21:13:51 |  |
| 何斯:人講走寶,你又學人講,咁多人發達你又唔跟人發達,(不過可能就發) 罰你下一堂請飲維他奶,而家你倆個幾好呀,齊歡唱,同慶賀........大團圓. | 0001-Simon 2/16/2003 21:00:00 |  |
| FatBoss兄,Thank you very much for the big plate of roasted suckling pig rice and your kindness. 我們是不是變成了笑傲江湖中的蘅山派劉正風和魔教長老曲洋在琴簫和應。我想，你們的"街角約會"定必精彩，但晚上不是百鳥歸巢的時間嗎？些微的吵聲會驚醒安睡中的鳥兒。其實我不大喜歡"士啤胎"這個詞，黑黑實實，太噁心了，與蒼白肌膚也不貼切。我寧願叫做"救生圈"或"呼拉圈"了。但沒辦法，"士啤胎皇"是simon兄親自欽點(像江主席親自欽點小董子般)。你說起越戰，我就記起西貢淪陷前夕，人們都在拚命地和痛苦地享受最後的末世情懷--去迎接悲痛慘酷的未來。那些披著革命外衣的獸類，(越共和柬共)到處殺戮，魚米之鄉，盡成焦土。西貢從此變成了胡志明市。柬共(波爾布特)更可怕，凡有知識的--醫生、教授、知識分子，甚至帶戴眼鏡的都要人頭落地。攤開所謂歷史，都是血跡斑斑的一頁。Tragedy 永不完結，一代延續一代。人間淨土，可能只在陶淵明筆下的 "桃花源記 "。 生命，委實太沉重了一點。 | 何斯 2/16/2003 14:40:37 | |
| Dear Horsy: with your reference of spare tyres: the so called Ho Chi Ming sandals worn by North Vietnamese Army (NVA) soldiers and the Viet Gong (VC) fighters are made of old & used spare tyres. | Fat Boss 2/16/2003 05:00:03 | |
| Dear Horsy: BTW you are such a sweet & sentimental person, fantasizing yourself as a bird in rhe forest...To me: the raven is EF-111 a electronic warfare plane employed by the invading USAF during the last Gulf War (now retired). Another reference: the Black Crow is an elaborate signal/sensor system employed also by the USAF during the Vietnam War to detect the heat from North Vietnamese truck convoys coming down on the Ho Chi Ming trails. | Fat Boss 2/16/2003 04:50:16 | |
