| 言論內容 |
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| 有肚腩即是有身裁啦。 | 何斯 8/8/2003 07:32:59 |  |
| 特首, 我都要私人圖案, 簡簡單單----最緊要係一定要有個肚腩. 有無身材都唔緊要 | 大肚腩 8/8/2003 00:46:43 |  |
| 水哥：有冇收到我的 Email? | ming68 8/8/2003 00:06:15 |  |
| 特首，你想兼埋資訊及科技局局長牙？ | 何斯 8/7/2003 23:12:40 | |
| simon : 我又要私人圖案 , 幫我整張 !! 有山水有鞋印果張呢 ! thankyou !!! | 亞水 8/7/2003 20:31:58 |  |
| 肥波士:呢個位留比你做可能會較為合適.(私人圖案測試) | 8/7/2003 20:18:26 |  |
| Dear FB, Can CEO Simon Cheng compete with or defeat all of them? They are 梁X英、唐X年、吳X正、李X章、馮X經........, and vote by only about 800 special arranged persons. Now Simon is our CEO here. Please forget the Arnold Schwarzenegger. | 何斯 8/7/2003 18:10:19 | |
| Dear Simon: Arnold Schwarzenegger has announce4d that he will run for California's governor recall election. Since you are a good man & like Arnie-who came to global stardom via body arts & body perfection. You should consider to run for the position of the CE of HKSAR! If you run you should have a Nude platform & make HK the hub for nude recreation, entertainment & eco-tourism! CNN. CNBC, CCTV ,SkyTV & everybody will come to HK & you will be immortalized as the Nudist for Ten Thousand Years! This is serious......please consider to run. | Fat Boss 8/7/2003 10:21:57 |  |
| 何斯, 此去"撞圓方", 已獲中央撥出軍餉1000000000000000000萬兩, 紙板軍隊 3 師,陸軍裝備主要為89年曾使用同型號坦克車"8964"型. 空軍主要為"阻字老傢俬"星球大戰"乞無士"小型戰機群, 加上"千歲鷹"號為空中司令部, 方便隨時"鬆人"或"放人飛機", 海軍方面, 中央己通知"心震"即使調派"沙豆角"艦隊及空心航母"明斯克"號加入. 希望今次能高奏"海"歌. | 大肚腩 8/6/2003 23:08:06 | |
| 大肚腩，得悉皇馬進軍之時，你已逃回廣州起義，兄一路上極需小心。至於搽野一事，你個肚腩超勁大，記得先準備可口可樂二公升，以便能為你搽遍全身，並勁唱 "東方紅，太陽升，特區出了個大肚腩，他為......"。 | 何斯 8/6/2003 17:47:16 | |
| 由於何斯仍在送皇臺國賓館休養，故未能出席特首在禮賓府的晚宴。但吃過特首的免費野餐後，何斯手指稍能伸縮及屈曲，經御醫診治後，暫未需運往哥連臣角燒烤場燒烤，多謝肥波及大肚關心。 | 何斯 8/6/2003 17:37:08 | |
| simon 特首, 到"撞圓方"尋找"誘色之士"一事, 將於"皇亞瑪" 進攻 "冬方豬豬" 時, 同一時間起義. | 大肚腩 8/5/2003 23:38:51 | |
| 喂, 何斯,你一定唔要頂住, 就算點"9 言殘傳" 都要留番條命去"煲trip" 幫我地搽太陽油. | 大肚腩 8/5/2003 23:28:49 | |
| 有關國寶被盜, 特首辦發言人:何斯所言有其道理. 而保安局長:fatboss 的修訂方案亦可有其正確一面, 本人建議在下次"垃圾局"會議時交各大講派一併討論. 如獲通過後,再交由"痕症局"通過"腊髮". 於"憲布"張貼 | 大肚腩 8/5/2003 23:24:17 | |
| 我唔太讚成活動相片只供會員觀赏，有違Simon 推動天體活動的原意，因我太太起初都意𤔡此是色情綱，但見到活動照後完全改觀！ | Siukat 8/5/2003 18:53:59 | |
| Simon兄：我也讚成大肚腩的建議，有關相片只給有參加活動的會員看，在網上，其他會員想看可到月尾的星期五開會時看。 | kam 8/5/2003 15:00:03 |  |
| 請問各位有沒有去過"南丫島的石排灣", 環境及人流如何須要步行多久才到, 小弟只去過長沙及籮其灣, 不知還有什麼好介紹, | 8/5/2003 12:31:59 | |
| Dear Horsy: Don't fall asleep or cough blood at this critical moment! You have talked, typed, worried too much here-take a break & recharge your worn out batteries. You will need the strength for the upcoming nude boat trip! | Fat boss 8/5/2003 12:15:17 | |
| FatBoss 所言，即與"何斯萬言書"第五點類同： 5)若能在國寶上裝置防盜設施，當盜匪偷取國寶時，國寶能射出有色粉末，定能把盜匪嚇死。另，何斯年老力衰，寫完萬言書後已老眼昏花，幾至昏厥，已由特首G4保護要人組派出精練牛頭馬面各二護送往送皇臺國賓館休養，並享受特首送出的免費茶餐。 | 何斯 8/5/2003 11:34:23 | |
| Dear CE Simon & PM Horsy: One of the counter measures against illegal hacking I have came up is to display the ownership & real identity of the Body Arts SAR whenever possible in the album area: (1) By transcribing at the bottom of each pics the copyright owner belongs to HK Body Arts SAR or simply simon-arts.org In this way, whoever download the pics & try to sell/contribute to a 3rd party will loses his claim & at the same time, promote simon-arts.org. (2) By display a big banner bearing the wordings HK Body Arts SAR in bold Chinese & English (simplified Chinese a must!) attached with a logo of Simon's handsome face/+ BaoBaos from BaoBao & BigBellies from Horsy, BB & FB, also with simon-arts.org at the bottom. Stick & secure the banner as a backdrop during most of the photo sessions. Then nobody can claim those nice nude photoshots are theirs without great pain in alterating or brush over the nude SAR's presence in the pics. | Fat Boss 8/5/2003 10:17:08 | |
| FatBoss & 大肚腩，盜取特區國寶事件，其實在各年度屢有發生。相信亦非某些網主所為，全因一些勁鹹濕賊匪四周盜竊各種珍品，呈上各個網主，以求邀功。至於肚腩向特首建議：-" 會員活動照片只供給"曾參與活動"的會員欣賞. 其他"掛名會員" 及一干人等 禁上進入."，何斯認為實不可行。原因如下：1)若活動只給參與該次活動的會員欣賞，則是次活動只可供18大漢(其實是20多人，肚腩亂數一通，已曾被特首嚴斥)。未有參與活動市民便不可分享盛事，與特首希望與市民共樂原則不符。2)每日進入特區的市民及國內遊客多達數千人，特首曾告與何斯，國內遊客佔七成，本地遊客佔三成。若依肚腩所言，特區宛如舊城，無甚看頭，特區再無景點可供參觀。3)其實活動相片，人頭已被特首摧殘，何斯認為可在各人頭部加上貓頭熊頭牛頭猴頭馬頭豬頭鵝頭鬼頭飯鏟頭掃把頭，令盜匪大為反胃，以禾桿秊珍珠之法，必可減少盜匪偷盜。4)最嚴厲之法，當然是交律政署處理，但此法對特區本身亦相當勞損。5)若能在國寶上裝置防盜設施，當盜匪偷取國寶時，國寶能射出有色粉末，也定能把盜匪嚇死。6)何斯也同意，若有超貴重國寶，可放入國家寶庫(現有貼圖區物品也一併放入)，特首重新發放最新密碼，只讓全體合格會員觀看。7)何斯不同意肚腩的"掛名會員"之說，凡我會員，必應有愛護及建設特區之心。合格會員不應與閒雜人等混為一談。 | 何斯 8/5/2003 09:10:31 | |
| Dear Big Eyes Girl: Suncare products with SPF45 can prevent your skin from sunburn & pre-mature aging, it will also block you from growing an overall browny tan! | Fat Boss 8/5/2003 00:21:07 | |
| Dear Horsy: I will bring you a bottle of WeiSin-U ontop of the roasted suckling pig.Do you want some wine to help wash down your pig or tablets? Don't worry, be Happy! | Fat Boss 8/5/2003 00:14:00 | |
| Simon特首，所謂千金易得，天體船河難求。確難滿足所有。人生不如意事，亦常十有八九。何斯在世，寄居太久，早已無欲無求。但亦有人為求一睹皇馬，不惜駠𥲤街頭。何以如此，實乃足總之醜。如此管理，令人心憂。Simon特首，你已算一流。 | 何斯 8/4/2003 23:41:39 | |
| Dear Eagle: There is a gradual shift to replace existing CIWS on US Navy surface combatants with RAMs (Roller Airframe Missiles). In protecting your air space, the ABL (AirBorne Laser) technology is emerging & will reach full operational status. However, the best defence is always an offensive one. Once the coordinates & grids of the porn copycat has been pinpointed, a surgical strike with E-weapon will be recommended. If CE Simon & PM Horsy approve the military option. A solo flight of a B-2 Spirit will be dispatched & you will be entrusted to follow through the mission! Good luck & lets kick some ass... | Fat Boss 8/4/2003 23:36:38 | |
